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I am a Mad Scientist
DrWasabi
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Don't forget, restraints can bring out the creativity in you!
Now go forth and astound us all with your devious profiles!
Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these stories.
First Example:
Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.
Second Example:
Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and married each other to live happily forever.
Third Example:
Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild! the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out ever since.
Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-
1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!
10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!
When Anne Wichert got it for the first time, she ignored it and a week later the love of her life dumped her for no good reason so BEWARE, and just send the stupid letter!!!!!!
The Lovers of the Heart
In order to form a more perfect kiss, enable the mighty hug to promote to whom we please but one kiss.
Article 1:
Statement of Love: The Kiss
1.
Kiss on the hand I adore you
2.
Kiss on the cheek I just want to be friends
3.
Kiss on the neck I want you
4.
Kiss on the lips I love you
5.
Kiss on the ears I am just playing
6.
Kiss anywhere else lets not get carried away
7.
Look in your eyes kiss me
8.
Playing with your hair
I can't live without you
9.
Hand on your waist I love you to much to let you go
Article 2: The Three Steps
1.
Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2.
Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.
Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3: The Commandments
1. Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
* Remember *
A peach is a peach A plum is a plum, A kiss isn't a kiss Without some tongue.
So open up your mouth close your eyes, and give your tongue some exercise!!!
Here are a few reasons why guys like girls:
1.
They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
2.
The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
3.
How cute they look when they sleep
4.
The ease in which they fit into our arms
5.
The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
6.
How cute they are when they eat
7.
The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
8.
Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
9.
The way they look good no matter what they wear
10.
The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11.
How cute they are when they argue
12.
The way her hand always finds yours
13.
The way they smile
14.
The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15.
The way she says 'lets not fight anymore' even though you know that an hour later....
16.
The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
17.
The way they kiss you when you say 'I love you'
18.
Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19.
The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20.
Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt 22.
Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23.
The way they say 'I miss you'
24.
The way you miss them
25.
The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart.
We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
*
This chain started in 1999 It is a love chain letter.....................................
In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people.
It is easy, just look into chat rooms and find them.
Anyway, send it to 25 people in 1 hour.. Now here comes the fun part.
You then say the name of the person you like or love and then the person will say 'I love you,' or 'Will you go out with me?'
NO JOKE!!!!!
NOW
THE CONSEQUENCES
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck in future relationships.
If you don't break the chain, then you will be a happy camper!!!
CoNgRatULaTioNs!!
You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the Internet! Once you read, this letter you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) be sent to 25 people After you send it, make a wish and it will come TRUE
YOU MAY NOT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER, IT MUST BE SENT TO 25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR, OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010, IT WILL BE PLACED IN THE GUINNESS BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS!
PLEASE CONTINUE IT NOW!!!
*WARNING*
IF YOU DO NOT PASS THIS ON, SOMETHING BAD OR WORSE WILL HAPPEN TO YOU:
NOTE*
THE MORE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO THE MORE LUCK YOU WILL HAVE IN YOUR LOVE LIFE.
IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN LETTER (IT HAS BEEN GOING SINCE 1999)
YOU WILL HAVE BAD LUCK WITH YOUR LOVE LIFE
FOR SEVEN YEARS. THIS IS NO JOKE.
GOOD LUCK
-- Come on you know i wumbo you wumbo he, she, me wumbo wumbo wumboing i will have the wumbo wumborama Wumbology, the study of wumbo? it's first grade, SpongeBob! -Patrick
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